If Lady Gaga really wanted to stun & shock us all, she should show up to an award show wearing a normal outfit. Until then, nothing she does will shock or impress me.
Talking sh*t behind my back puts you in the perfect position to KISS MY ASS– http://www.twitter.com/miilkkk
So basically I have been sluffing on this whole...
Bear w/ me. Please.
I Just Want...
To thank God for everything he has done for me thus far in my life. I want to thank him for everything he has done for me, & everything he is going to do for me. I just sat back & thought about my life & I can honestly say that I am truly blessed. I thank God for an amazing family that supports me throughout all of my endeavors. A family that loves me unconditionally. I thank God...
Everytime I post a typed blog, I listen to Andrew...
It's That Simple...
My short term goals for this month: 1. Get a job. Because I need one. 2. Fix my left rear brake light. Because it’s broken & I’m not trying to get a ticket. 3. Do all of my homework on time. Because I like to procrastinate. 4. Go to the library at least 3 times a week. Because that is where I tend to get my homework done quickly & efficiently. 5. Go to the gym at least...
Me & My Sister Have The Funniest BBM Convos.
Me: Do you have 20 dollars?
Me: Because I need 20 dollars.
Her: For what?
Her: Why are you getting a 20 dollar haircut?
Me: The only barbershop that cuts my type of hair charges 15 dollars & they don't take debit. So I would need 20 dollars so that I could withdraw it from an ATM
Her: You don't have any friends who cut hair?
Her: Well ask mom or dad because I have no money
Me: By asking 21 questions if you had no money to give me in the 1st place.
*no response from her* *9 minutes later*
Me: I basically just roasted you & left you speechless ho *drops mic & walks away*
Me: Seeeeee! Speechless *picks mic back up & drops it again*
VMA's Tonight...You Ready?
As long as there is a pimple on the teenage face...
My favorite superhero is the Crimson Chin. The Fairly Odd Parents was one of my all time favorite cartoons & the Crimson Chin was definitely the dopest superhero of all time. End of story.
9-11? the candles WERE the towers, blew a DEATH wish, Evil’s BREATH is...– 1DEEP (twitter.com/HeartofTacoma)
My thoughts go out to those lives lost on that fateful day 9 years ago. My prayers go out those who lost loved ones on that day. I mourn for the lives lost. I tear up just thinking about it. The same way I teared up when I watched the towers burn to the ground in class when I was in 5th grade. I feel for innocent Muslims & Arabs who are still judged to this day for what a select few did. ...
But it’s ok, it’s alright. My blackberry’s filled w/ a whole...
Looks like another love TKO.
The Best Goodmorning Text Ever.
Good morning all… I thank God for waking you up today. Whether you’re in class, getting ready for class, waking up, or just heading back to sleep; remember this — GO AFTER LIFE HARD. This year is our time to achieve anything we can. Nothing is impossible w/ God. Whether it be academic, athletic or any endeavor you are about to face, go at it full force & never hold back. They...
soliaswagg asked: this might sound reall stupid but you live in washington?
If your cup runneth over w/ bitchassness, please dont talk to me– Tweeted by @Semper_Fly, retweeted by @EdenPoon, & blogged about by @JoeLoco253
I want my closet Complex, like the magazine.
Me & My Friends Are Trashy
Me: Do you even know how to cook?
Me: We will have to see about that. Hahaha
Her: Oh...you're ugly
Me: Roasted me :(
Her: Ugh! I just bled in my underwear
Me: Too much information!
Her: I almost sent you a pic muaahahahaha!
Me: -_____- & I wouldve twitpiced it
WTF Is Wrong W/ Me?!
This reblog is for my “Day 4” of the “30 Day Challenge.” This is the habit that I wish I could break. I really need to stop having crushes on lesbians….nothing can ever come of it… but they’re like the coolest ever…..and that turns me on….and its not the fact that they are lesbians, that attracts me to them… And I am not at all the type that thinks I can turn a gay...
If McDonalds delivered, my life would be complete– - Pardis Nkoy (@pardisnkoyy)